Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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