I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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