just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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