i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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