Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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