do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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