Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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