Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
