Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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