I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
So squirting runs in the family.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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