Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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