We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
