A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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