nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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