You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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