Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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