Where did you get a picture of my penis
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
they're like a gay fantastic four
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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