dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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