now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
my poor anus
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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