He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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