whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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