Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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