her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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