he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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