Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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