have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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