Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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