CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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