I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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