I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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