i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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