If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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