I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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