I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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