i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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