Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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