do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
