ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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