have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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