she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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