I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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