haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I'm passing your future prison.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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