It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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