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Will you blow on my dice?

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(248): Will you blow on my dice? http://tfl.nu/qi0r

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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?

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(717): so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong? http://tfl.nu/4brz

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i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month

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(215): i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month http://tfl.nu/ruzp

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As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it

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(951): As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it http://tfl.nu/zufl

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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.

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(360): He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured. http://tfl.nu/js6x

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(440): View more from Ohio

We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!

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(440): We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis! http://tfl.nu/tuy6

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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants

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(951): Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants http://tfl.nu/uwlg

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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.

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(407): You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear. http://tfl.nu/lhty

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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.

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(928): He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner. http://tfl.nu/dvnd

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(406): View more from Montana

130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(406): 130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!! http://tfl.nu/aorw

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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.

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(401): You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous. http://tfl.nu/cb7r

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(410): View more from Maryland

Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

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all 3? possibly?

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I think I'm up to the challenge.

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(410): Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone. (732): all 3? possibly? (410): I think I'm up to the challenge. http://tfl.nu/jtli

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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know

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(727): You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know http://tfl.nu/dtxn

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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.

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(214): I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/rah7

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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.

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(956): I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you. http://tfl.nu/vvm8

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