Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  who is this?

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  jesse's little brother

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good (651): who is this? (612): jesse's little brother http://tfl.nu/8x0e
  Replies (42) Good night (1625) Bad night (4741)
• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good. http://tfl.nu/1om1
  Replies (82) Good night (3420) Bad night (875)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least. http://tfl.nu/btfu
  Replies (29) Good night (807) Bad night (2404)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope http://tfl.nu/v6u5
  Replies (2) Good night (3862) Bad night (517)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car. http://tfl.nu/jp7a
  Replies (14) Good night (980) Bad night (4287)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons http://tfl.nu/n087
  Replies (15) Good night (6335) Bad night (852)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk http://tfl.nu/l5et
  Replies (7) Good night (4358) Bad night (1294)
• Favorite

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (501): I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d" http://tfl.nu/qasx
  Replies (7) Good night (2898) Bad night (667)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature. (503): Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true. http://tfl.nu/zw1q
  Replies (3) Good night (1382) Bad night (442)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots? http://tfl.nu/z5fp
  Replies (6) Good night (1095) Bad night (432)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone http://tfl.nu/1xod
  Replies (6) Good night (629) Bad night (945)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS. http://tfl.nu/1c5m
  Replies (3) Good night (838) Bad night (473)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection http://tfl.nu/50lp
  Replies (7) Good night (1320) Bad night (513)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee http://tfl.nu/2isz
  Replies (6) Good night (798) Bad night (216)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college http://tfl.nu/kc8a
  Replies (2) Good night (735) Bad night (254)

Randomize