But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
