I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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