My hair reeks of homosexuality.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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