I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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