Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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