Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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