Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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