brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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