I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
is wine microwaveable?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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