imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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