She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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