Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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